CAN U BELIEVE IT? IM A UNI STUDENT

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

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thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

(Source: kingbooogie)

youngstero:

my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective

10foryoutomdaley:

Celebrities at Coachella: Weekend One

same vanessa hudgens same

itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

shytoaster:

tbh 90% of my self-worth is based on how well a dog likes me

ostracizedpoodle:

I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

(Source: brewkie)